Crypto Traders Flock to Tomarket’s 12 May Daily Combo—Just Another ’Can’t Miss’ Opportunity?
Tomarket dangles another carrot for yield-starved degens with its 12 May combo pack—because what crypto really needed was more leveraged farming wrapped in a limited-time offer.
The Pitch:
Stack yields like a Wall Street quant—just ignore the 37-page risk disclaimer.
The Reality:
Another algorithmic money printer promising APYs that’ll either moon or rug by Q3. Place your bets.
Bonus jab: If the SEC doesn’t shut this down by noon, check if Gary Gensler finally bought his first shitcoin.
