HAiO Dominates Crypto Hype: 4 IDOs Sold Out Before KuCoin Debut Tomorrow

HAiO just pulled off the crypto equivalent of selling out Madison Square Garden—before the tour even starts. All four IDOs? Gone. KuCoin listing? Locked for July 16. The market’s frothing, but let’s see if the afterparty lasts longer than a meme coin’s 15-minute fame.

The IDO Gold Rush

Four initial DEX offerings evaporated faster than a trader’s patience during a gas fee spike. No numbers disclosed—because in crypto, ‘sold out’ speaks louder than spreadsheets.

KuCoin’s Waiting Room

Tomorrow’s listing turns HAiO into the newest contestant on ‘Can This Token Survive CEX Exposure?’ Spoiler: The house always wins, but retail bags get heavier.

The Cynic’s Corner

Another day, another project riding the ‘sell the news’ carousel. At least this one waited until after the IDOs to moon—or crash. Welcome to decentralized finance, where the rules are made up and the fundamentals don’t matter.