Variational Secures $1.5M Strategic Funding—Now Pays Users to Spread the Word
Another crypto project lands a fat check while the rest of us chase memecoins.
Variational just locked in a $1.5 million strategic round—because nothing says 'bullish' like VCs doubling down during a bear market. Even better? They’re launching a referral program, so now you can shill for them and get paid. How very Web3.
No details on who’s backing them (classic), but the timing feels suspiciously like a play for momentum. Still, $1.5 million buys a lot of runway—or at least a few more months of pretending tokenomics aren’t Ponzi-adjacent.
Pro tip: If you’re referring friends, maybe don’t lead with 'trust me bro.'