MSTR Stock Rides Bitcoin’s Bull Wave – Skyrockets 6% as Crypto Fever Hits Stratosphere

MicroStrategy's stock (MSTR) just became Wall Street's favorite crypto proxy—again. The enterprise software-turned-Bitcoin-hoarder saw shares surge 6% today as BTC flirts with new highs.

When Bitcoin sneezes, MSTR catches a rocket

The company's unshakable 'laser eyes' strategy—converting corporate treasury into Satoshis—continues paying off. While traditional investors scratch their heads at a software firm morphing into a leveraged BTC bet, crypto natives cheer the ultimate corporate HODL.

Wall Street analysts (busy downgrading Coinbase) now face the awkward reality: a 36-year-old tech dinosaur outperforms their darling fintech plays by simply buying and holding digital gold. The ultimate 'have your cake and eat it' play—enterprise cloud revenues plus crypto upside.

One thing's clear: In 2025's market, you either understand Bitcoin's gravity—or get left orbiting legacy finance's dying stars.