Meta’s Stock Soars as AI Ad Automation Plans Ignite Investor Frenzy
Wall Street bets on robots replacing Madison Avenue—again.
Meta’s shares surged after announcing AI-driven ad targeting systems that’ll cut human meddling from the process. Because nothing says ’growth’ like firing your creative team and letting algorithms A/B test their way to generic oblivion.
The move follows Big Tech’s playbook: automate first, ask ethical questions never. Analysts predict 20% efficiency gains—though they’re suspiciously quiet about which humans get ’efficient-ed’ out of jobs.
One hedge fund manager quipped: ’At this rate, Zuck won’t stop until every pixel on Facebook is monetized by unfeeling code.’ And honestly? He’s probably right.