Meta Doubles Down on AI Dominance—Launches Standalone App Amidst Big Tech Arms Race
Zuckerberg’s empire strikes again—this time with a dedicated AI app that’ll either revolutionize productivity or become another graveyard for abandoned tech (looking at you, Meta Diem).
Features & Fallout: The new platform promises seamless AI integration, but skeptics wonder if it’s just another data-harvesting Trojan horse wrapped in ’innovation’ packaging.
Wall Street yawns: Shares barely budge as analysts mutter about ’yet another moonshot’ while Meta’s VR division bleeds billions. Priorities, people.