Crypto Valley 2025: Where Blockchain Titans Collide (And VCs Scramble for Seats)
Crypto’s elite descend on Switzerland—again—for the industry’s most exclusive backslapping ritual. Expect the usual parade of ’web3 revolution’ keynotes between champagne toasts.
Subheader: The Real Agenda Behind the Glitter
Founders pitch ’regulatory-friendly’ chains while quietly courting the same institutional money they vowed to replace. Meanwhile, TradFi dinosaurs write checks with one hand and lobby against DeFi with the other.
Subheader: ETH Killers? Try ETH Sidekicks
Every Layer 1 will claim 100K TPS this year. Most will deliver 15—if the testnet stays online. But hey, at least the afterparty NFTs will mint flawlessly.
Closing Thought: The bull market’s back... just don’t ask about last year’s ’game-changing’ projects now trading below ICO.
