SpaceX Bitcoin Wallet Awakens: $150M Mega-Transaction Breaks 3-Year Silence
Elon's cosmic vault stirs—crypto markets hold their breath.
After gathering intergalactic dust since 2022, SpaceX's Bitcoin wallet just flexed its muscles with a $150 million move. Was this Musk testing the waters before another corporate treasury play? Or just pocket change falling between Falcon booster landings?
Wall Street analysts scramble for explanations while Bitcoin maximalists smirk—nothing says 'store of value' like nine-figure sums hibernating in Elon's digital mattress. Meanwhile, traditional finance bros still think 'cold storage' refers to their ex-wife's heart.
The transaction's timing raises eyebrows—just as Bitcoin claws back above $60K. Coincidence? In crypto, there are no coincidences. Only rocket fuel.