🚀 Ethereum Blasts Past $3,300: Whale Shorts Obliterated as Holder Count Smashes ATH
Ethereum just pulled off a brutal squeeze—liquidating overleveraged shorts as its price surged past $3,300. Meanwhile, the network quietly hit a historic milestone: more wallets holding ETH than ever before. Guess hodling beats margin calls.
The Short Burn: Whale traders betting against ETH got steamrolled as bullish momentum ignited. No sympathy here—play with leverage, get rekt.
Adoption Goes Brrr: Retail and institutional wallets are stacking ETH like it’s 2021 again. Even Wall Street’s ‘crypto skeptics’ are now quietly allocating—hypocrisy tastes better with profits.
One thing’s clear: Ethereum’s proving it’s more than ‘just’ DeFi infrastructure. And for the suits still calling it a ‘shitcoin’? Enjoy watching from the sidelines.