š Bitcoin Soars to Historic $112K Peak as Wall Street Goes All-In on Crypto
Institutional money floods Bitcoin as digital gold smashes through $112,000 barrierāproving the 'tulip crowd' wrong yet again.
The Whale Effect
BlackRock's ETF now holds more BTC than MicroStrategy, while Goldman Sachs quietly opens 24/7 crypto trading desks. Guess those 'risk management' seminars didn't stick.
Liquidity Tsunami
With $9B in daily derivatives volume, the market's pricing in $150K by Christmasābecause nothing says 'stable store of value' like 30% weekly swings.
The Cynic's Corner
Meanwhile, traditional finance still can't decide if crypto's a scam or the greatest wealth transfer since the Magna Carta. Spoiler: They'll buy the dip after the correction.