Ethereum & Cardano Rocket Back: Developer Boom Fuels Crypto Revival
Sleepy whales wake up—ETH and ADA defy gravity as coders go berserk.
### The Builders Are Back
GitHub commits hit warp speed while TradFi analysts still debate 'blockchain utility.' Ethereum's core devs merged three major EIPs last week, while Cardano's Hydra upgrade finally delivered on its scaling promises. Guess which chains Wall Street still won't touch?
### Code Talks, Bullshit Walks
No fancy marketing decks needed when your protocol processes 2.3M daily transactions. Cardano's Plutus script deployments doubled since Q1—real adoption, not just NFT flippers chasing the next memecoin.
### The Cynic's Corner
Meanwhile, Goldman Sachs just launched another 'blockchain initiative' PowerPoint. How's that private permissioned ledger working out, guys?
