Whale Alert: $159M Ethereum Shuffle Sparks Market Jitters
While analysts scribble 'bear market' on their notepads, an Ethereum whale just dumped enough ETH to buy a small island—or fund another celebrity crypto project.
Market watchers caught the seismic transaction as prices wobbled, proving once again that crypto's rich play by different rules. The move screams either panic or strategy—take your pick.
Funny how these nine-figure 'portfolio rebalances' never happen on the way up. But hey, that's decentralized finance for you—where the house always wins, even when there isn't one.