Ripple’s Garlinghouse Touts Crypto ETF Progress as XRP Futures Go Live—Wall Street Still Skeptical
Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse isn’t mincing words—crypto ETFs are hitting mainstream milestones, and XRP futures just stormed onto the scene. But let’s see how long it takes trad-fi to ‘discover’ the obvious.
The ETF Gold Rush
Garlinghouse points to crypto ETFs as proof the industry’s gone legit—while hedge funds quietly backpedal their ‘ponzi scheme’ takes from 2018.
XRP Futures: Late to the Party?
Ripple’s jumping into derivatives with XRP futures, because what’s a crypto project without leveraged bets? Cue the institutional ‘risk management’ spin.
The Punchline
Wall Street’s still debating ‘digital asset viability’—right after approving their 47th leveraged oil ETF. Priorities.