Bitcoin’s $100K Surge Revives Satoshi’s Ghost—Just as Wall Street Starts Sweating
As Bitcoin flirts with the six-figure threshold, anonymous forum posts from 2009 mysteriously trend again—coinciding with Goldman Sachs’ third ’crypto is dead’ report this year.
The OG cryptocurrency defies gravity (and banker tears) with a 12% weekly pump. Miners are stacking sats, retail FOMO is back, and that one guy who sold at $20K is quietly sobbing into his ledger.
Meanwhile, institutional investors suddenly remember their ’blockchain not Bitcoin’ thesis—right as the orange coin eats another zero. Tick tock, hedgies.