Corporate Bitcoin Buying Spree May Surge to $330B Within 5 Years—Bernstein Drops Bombshell Prediction
Wall Street’s latest crystal ball gaze? Bernstein analysts claim blue-chip companies could dump a staggering $330 billion into Bitcoin by 2029—because nothing says ’responsible treasury management’ like betting the corporate balance sheet on crypto volatility.
Forget bonds and gold—the new corporate playbook involves HODLing through 80% drawdowns and explaining to shareholders why the CFO is suddenly a ’macro moonboy.’
Bonus cynicism: If this prediction flops, rest assured Bernstein will simply ’revise the model’ while collecting fees from the very firms they’re pumping into BTC exposure.