Bitcoin Dips to $94K as Wall Street Holds Breath for U.S.-China Trade Theater
BTC wobbles as traders play the waiting game—because nothing moves markets like bureaucrats exchanging carefully worded memos.
Meanwhile, institutional investors clutch their risk models like security blankets, proving once again that crypto’s wildest swings still dance to macroeconomics’ tune.
Bonus jab: Traders now parsing diplomatic tea leaves with the same rigor they once applied to whitepapers—ah, the maturation of our asset class.