Michael Saylor Declares Bitcoin ’Digital Capital’—MicroStrategy Won’t Hog All BTC (But They’ll Try)

MicroStrategy's Bitcoin obsession hits new heights as CEO Michael Saylor rebrands BTC as 'digital capital'—while awkwardly clarifying they don't actually want *all* of it. Sure, Jan.

The corporate BTC vacuum cleaner

With 190,000 BTC already in their treasury (worth roughly $10B at current prices), MicroStrategy's crypto shopping spree looks less like strategy and more like a middle-aged dad discovering Amazon Prime. Saylor insists they're 'not trying to own the entire supply'—just enough to make Wall Street sweat through its bespoke suits.

Why institutions are FOMOing

As traditional finance finally admits Bitcoin isn't 'rat poison,' corporations face a brutal choice: allocate to BTC or explain to shareholders why they ignored the best-performing asset of the decade. Spoiler: CFOs hate making that PowerPoint slide.

Meanwhile in legacy finance land, gold ETFs quietly hemorrhage billions while asset managers perform Olympic-level mental gymnastics to avoid saying 'digital gold.' Tick tock.