Trump Drops ’Greatest Bitcoin Explanation Of All Time’—Pro-Crypto Stance Ignites Market Buzz

Former US President Donald Trump just fired a seismic shot across the bow of traditional finance—calling Bitcoin 'the people's bulletproof asset' in a viral post that's ricocheting through crypto circles.

Why Wall Street hates this (but your portfolio won't)

The 45th president's pro-BTC rhetoric cuts through DC's regulatory fog like a Satoshi white paper, framing decentralization as the ultimate middle finger to monetary gatekeepers. Meanwhile, Goldman Sachs analysts are reportedly recalculating their 2030 fiat collapse models—between martini lunches, of course.

This isn't your lobbyist's digital gold narrative. Trump's endorsement bypasses crypto's usual political minefield, positioning Bitcoin as both inflation hedge and ideological weapon. The market reaction? Let's just say the SEC's enforcement division suddenly developed migraines.

One cynical truth remains: When politicians and billionaires start 'explaining' Bitcoin, someone's preparing to extract value—just maybe not the way Jamie Dimon planned.