BREAKING: US Congress Secures Votes to Pass Landmark Crypto Legislation—Here’s What’s Next

The crypto regulatory dam is about to break—and Wall Street’s lawyers are already billing overtime.

Three game-changing bills just cleared their biggest hurdle. Here’s why it matters:

The Votes Are In

A senior House Republican confirms the magic number’s been hit. No last-minute drama—just cold, hard political math favoring digital assets.

What’s in the Bills?

While details remain under wraps, insiders whisper about clearer custody rules, exchange oversight, and that holy grail: regulatory certainty. The usual suspects will still find loopholes, obviously.

Market Impact

Traders are pricing this in real-time—watch for volatility as the ‘buy the rumor, sell the news’ crowd battles institutional FOMO. Because nothing says ‘healthy market’ like hedge funds and degens playing chicken.

One thing’s certain: the crypto industry’s about to get the rulebook it claims to want. Now we’ll see if they actually like playing by the rules.