Senator Lummis Drops Blueprint for a U.S. Bitcoin Treasury—Wall Street Already Side-Eyeing the Math
Wyoming's crypto-champion Senator Cynthia Lummis just unveiled a playbook for America to hoard Bitcoin like digital gold—because apparently, the Fed's money printer wasn't reckless enough.
The strategy? Turn Uncle Sam into the world's biggest HODLer. No word yet on whether they'll stack sats before or after the next 20% correction.
Key moves: Treasury buys, mining incentives, and (of course) a regulatory sandbox—because nothing says 'sound monetary policy' like letting bureaucrats trade memecoins between meetings.
One question remains: When the inevitable bear market hits, will Congress paper-hand faster than a Robinhood trader?