CZ’s Gamble Pays Off: 12 Firms Bet Big on Bitcoin Balance Sheets
Playing it safe? Not in this market. Binance’s CZ fires back at crypto skeptics as a dozen companies dive headfirst into BTC treasury strategies—because apparently, watching from the sidelines is the real financial crime these days.
The Corporate Bitcoin Bandwagon Rolls On
No ‘wait-and-see’ approach here. While traditional finance clings to its spreadsheets, these firms are swapping IOUs for immutable ledgers. Who needs bonds when you’ve got block 840,000?
A Cynic’s Footnote
Let’s be real—half these companies probably just wanted to distract shareholders from their Q2 earnings reports. But hey, at least they’re diversifying into an asset that won’t get them SEC subpoenas… probably.