MARA Mines 950 Bitcoin in May—Proof That Pickaxes Still Outperform Hedge Funds
Marathon Digital Holdings just racked up its best month yet—cracking 950 fresh BTC out of the digital ground while Wall Street funds still struggle to explain their ’crypto strategies’ over martinis.
The miner’s record haul comes as the network difficulty hovers near all-time highs. No fancy derivatives, no synthetic exposure—just raw hashrate turning electricity into hard assets. Meanwhile, traditional finance keeps waiting for that ’institutional adoption’ memo to arrive.
One question remains: When do we start calling mining rigs ’AI infrastructure’ to justify their valuations?