Gemini Turns Tesla Cybertruck Into Mobile Bitcoin Mine—Because Why Not?
When your electric truck’s battery outlasts your attention span, why not repurpose it as a portable crypto rig? Gemini just made ’mine anywhere’ more than a marketing slogan.
The Cybertruck’s 240V outlet—originally meant for tailgating—now powers ASIC miners. Because nothing says ’financial innovation’ like burning subsidized electricity to create speculative assets.
Wall Street analysts are reportedly ’recalculating ROI models’ while crypto bros high-five over their 0.0003 BTC daily yield. The future of finance rolls on bulletproof tires.