USELESS Coin Explodes: Community Growth & Trading Volume Skyrocket in 2025
USELESS coin defies its name with a surge that's anything but pointless.
The Meme That Wouldn't Die
Trading volume for the self-proclaimed 'useless' token spiked 300% this week as retail FOMO met degenerate yield farming strategies. The community—now 150K holders strong—keeps stacking despite zero utility claims from the devs.
A Self-Fulfilling Prophecy
Liquidity pools deepened as speculators chased the 24-hour pump, proving yet again that 'number go up' is the only roadmap crypto truly follows. Even Bitcoin maximalists side-eyed the charts.
The Punchline?
Another day in DeFi where the best-performing assets proudly advertise their lack of purpose—just don't tell the SEC. Closes up 47% as this article goes to press, because of course it does.