Dogecoin Targets $0.25 Surge as ETF Hype and Bullish Rally Ignite Market
Meme coin madness meets Wall Street legitimacy—Dogecoin's gunning for $0.25 as ETF chatter sends shockwaves through crypto.
Why now? A perfect storm of retail FOMO and institutional curiosity. The same 'joke' asset that baffled boomers in 2021 suddenly has C-suite types whispering about 'digital asset exposure.'
Behind the surge: Whale accumulation patterns mirror pre-pump behavior from Q1 2024. Trading volumes spiked 300% after false BlackRock filing rumors—proof this market still runs on hopium and Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V journalism.
Technical outlook: DOGE smashed through its 200-day MA like Elon through SEC subpoenas. Next resistance at $0.25 puts it dangerously close to flipping ADA's market cap—a nightmare scenario for 'serious' blockchain projects.
Wall Street's latest dilemma: How to pitch DOGE ETFs with straight faces while still charging 2% management fees. Bonus cynicism: Watch Goldman Sachs launch 'DOGE MAX Yield Structured Product' just in time for the top.
