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26,000 New Bitcoin Millionaires Rise as Trump’s Crypto Holdings Crash—Who’s Laughing Now?
26,000 New Bitcoin Millionaires Rise as Trump’s Crypto Holdings Crash—Who’s Laughing Now?
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Bitcoin’s bull run just minted 26,000 new millionaires—while Trump’s crypto bets nosedive. The irony? Priceless.
The Winners Circle
While politicians fumble with their portfolios, early BTC adopters are cashing out Lambos. The decentralized revolution doesn’t wait for approval—it prints millionaires on its own schedule.
The Loser’s Lap
Trump’s crypto holdings tanked harder than a 2017 ICO. Maybe someone should’ve told him: ‘diversify beyond tweets and trade wars.’
The Punchline
Wall Street still thinks crypto’s a casino. Meanwhile, 26,000 retail investors just hit jackpot—without a single hedge fund fee. Game recognize game.
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