Bitcoin Smashes Through $110K Barrier as Corporate Giants Go All-In
Wall Street''s latest love affair with crypto hits new heights—public companies just doubled down on Bitcoin as it breaches six figures. Guess they finally found something shinier than stock buybacks.
The Corporate Crypto Gold Rush
Balance sheets are bleeding orange as institutional players pile into BTC at record levels. Who needs dividends when you''ve got digital scarcity?
A New Price Paradigm
The $110K breakout signals what crypto natives knew all along: Bitcoin eats traditional stores of value for breakfast. Gold bugs watching from the sidelines just got served.
Funny how these same corporations mocked crypto winters—now they''re hoarding Satoshis like apes on Adderall. The revolution will be monetized.