Americans Ditch Gold for Bitcoin: Survey Shows Crypto Now Preferred Hedge
Move over, gold bugs—Bitcoin just stole your lunch. A new survey reveals most Americans now favor crypto over the shiny metal for portfolio diversification. The shift marks a generational divide in trust: digital scarcity beats ancient rock for the first time.
Wall Street analysts scramble to update PowerPoints as retail investors bypass traditional safe havens. ’Gold’s 5,000-year head start didn’t help against a 15-year-old software protocol,’ quipped one trader, adjusting his laser eyes.
Meanwhile, financial advisors still pushing precious metals facepalm into their Bloomberg terminals. The lesson? You can lead a boomer to a crypto exchange, but you can’t make him HODL.