US Treasury Considers Liquidating Gold Reserves to Acquire Bitcoin—Boomer Asset for a Zoomer Economy
In a move that would make Keynes roll in his grave, Washington reportedly debates swapping Fort Knox’s relics for Satoshi’s invention.
Gold bugs vs crypto bros—the ultimate showdown. Treasury officials whisper about ’portfolio diversification’ while Bitcoin maximalists smirk. Meanwhile, Wall Street bankers clutch their pearls (and physical ETFs).
One hedge fund manager quipped: ’They’ll print dollars to buy gold to sell for Bitcoin... just to avoid calling it quantitative easing.’