Coinbase in Hot Seat: DoJ Probes Explosive Data Breach as User Trust Evaporates
Federal investigators swarm crypto giant after sensitive customer data spills—just when Wall Street thought the sector couldn’t look any shadier.
Subheading: ’Trust us with your keys’ meets ’Oops, we leaked your KYC’
The Department of Justice isn’t buying Coinbase’s ’security-first’ branding after internal systems coughed up client details like a degenerate trader margin-calling. Sources confirm subpoenas already flying as regulators circle the wounded unicorn.
Closing jab: Another win for decentralization—unless you count centralized exchanges hemorrhaging credibility faster than a shitcoin drops 90% from ATH.