Tesla’s Freefall Continues—Musk’s Loyalty Pledge Fails to Stop the Bleeding
Tesla’s stock just keeps digging its own grave—down another 7% this week despite Elon’s ’ride or die’ tweets. The cult of personality isn’t paying the bills anymore.
Wall Street’s patience wears thin: ’Great at rockets, bad at car math’ whispers one analyst (who definitely didn’t short TSLA). Meanwhile, legacy automakers eat Tesla’s lunch with actual production numbers.
The real kicker? Even crypto bros are laughing—Dogecoin’s market cap flipped Tesla for a solid 12 minutes yesterday. Ouch.