Bitcoin Smashes $95K Milestone—Halving Proves Market’s Coming of Age
Twelve months after its latest supply shock, Bitcoin isn’t just surviving—it’s thriving. The OG crypto just punched through $95,000 like Wall Street’s resistance was tissue paper.
Halving? More like doubling down. This isn’t 2017’s manic speculation—it’s institutional money finally playing the long game (between martini lunches, naturally).
The real story? No crashes. No panic. Just steady climbs interrupted by the occasional 20% ’correction’ that somehow still leaves diamond hands richer. The suits call it maturity—we call it proof the revolution won’t be centralized.
Of course, Goldman Sachs will still find a way to charge 2% for ’exposure.’ Some things never change.