Grayscale Files Amended S-1 to Launch Dogecoin ETF: Meme Coin Goes Mainstream
BREAKING: Grayscale just dropped the paperwork to bring Dogecoin to Wall Street—because apparently even jokes deserve institutional custody now.
The Regulatory Green Light
Grayscale's amended S-1 filing signals the next phase in crypto's relentless march toward legitimacy. No more hiding Dogecoin in retail wallets—this move puts the 'people's crypto' squarely in pension funds and boomer portfolios.
Market Mechanics Unleashed
The ETF structure bypasses traditional crypto exchange headaches—think instant settlements, regulated custody, and that sweet, sweet tax advantage treatment. Suddenly, buying DOGE looks less like a meme and more like a strategic asset allocation.
The Institutional Stamp
Grayscale doesn't file paperwork for fun—this amendment screams institutional demand. When a $20 billion asset manager bothers with Dogecoin, it's because somebody's clients are begging for exposure to the coin that started as a literal joke.
Because nothing says 'mature asset class' like packaging internet memes for accredited investors—Wall Street's finally found a way to charge 2-and-20 on laughter.
