BREAKING: WhatsApp Integrates Bitcoin via Sati Wallet—Messaging Just Got a Crypto Upgrade
Meta's messaging giant takes a bold leap into decentralized finance—proving even tech dinosaurs can evolve.
The Sati Standard
WhatsApp's 2.4 billion users can now transact Bitcoin natively through the Sati Wallet integration. No more copy-pasting wallet addresses—just tap, type, and send.
Why This Cuts Through the Noise
While banks still debate 'blockchain strategies,' Meta just deployed Bitcoin to a user base triple the size of the Eurozone. Take notes, Wall Street.
The Fine Print
Transactions default to Lightning Network speeds. Fees? Under a cent. Regulatory scrutiny? Inevitable—but good luck banning the world's most used messaging app.
Cynic's Corner
Finally, a use case for crypto that doesn't involve JPEGs of monkeys or promises of 10,000% APY.
