Apple App Store Greenlights Bitcoin Video Game—In-Game Crypto Payments Now Live
Apple finally caves to crypto—Bitcoin breaks into the walled garden.
The App Store just dropped a bombshell: a major Bitcoin-integrated game now lets players transact in crypto for in-app purchases. No more fiat gatekeeping—just pure, unfiltered Satoshi action.
Game studios are calling it a backdoor victory. Apple’s 30% tax racket? Circumvented. TradFi dinosaurs? Grinding their teeth. The playbook’s rewritten—and the suits didn’t even see it coming.
One hedge fund manager reportedly screamed into his latte: ‘First they take our yields, now our app revenue?!’ Stay salty, boomer.
