Google CEO Pichai Endorses OpenAI-Ive Collab—Just Don’t Ask About the Stock Dip
At today’s Google I/O keynote, Sundar Pichai gave a glowing nod to the OpenAI-Ive hardware partnership—calling it ’innovative’ while carefully avoiding any mention of Alphabet’s recent 5% slide. Priorities.
The tech world’s latest odd-couple pairing—Apple’s design guru and ChatGPT’s parent company—got the Silicon Valley seal of approval. No specs, no launch date—just vibes and a thinly veiled ’we’re watching you’ from Mountain View.
Meanwhile, investors remain skeptical. ’Hardware’s a graveyard for software giants,’ muttered one hedge fund manager, adjusting his Meta Ray-Bans. ’But hey—at least it’s not another metaverse play.’