House Speaker Mike Johnson in the Dark About Trump’s Crypto Dinner—Wall Street Shrugs
Washington’s crypto curiosity hits a wall as Speaker Mike Johnson admits zero intel on Trump’s private blockchain powwow. Meanwhile, traders yawn and check their portfolios—because when has political posturing ever moved Bitcoin’s needle?
D.C.’s disconnect from digital assets grows more glaring by the day. While lawmakers fumble with ’what is a Bitcoin?’ basics, the real players are busy stacking sats—or dumping them, depending on which hedge fund manager last tweeted.