Bitcoin Surges Past Amazon in Market Cap—Is Apple the Next Domino to Fall?
Move over, Bezos—Bitcoin just bulldozed Amazon to claim the #5 spot in global asset rankings. The crypto king’s relentless rally leaves Wall Street scrambling to adjust its spreadsheets.
Tech titans on notice: With Apple now in Bitcoin’s crosshairs, will Cupertino’s cash hoard hold its ground? Traders are already placing bets—because nothing fuels FOMO like a trillion-dollar game of musical chairs.
Meanwhile, traditional finance bros still can’t decide if this is ’digital gold’ or a speculative bubble. Pro tip: When your 401(k) gets lapped by internet money, maybe rethink the whole ’store of value’ debate.