SEC Kicks the Can: XRP and Dogecoin ETF Verdicts Pushed to June
Regulators hit snooze on crypto’s most meme-worthy ETF applications—because why make decisions when you can schedule more meetings?
The delay gives Wall Street suits extra time to pretend they understand ’Dogeonomics’ while retail traders keep stacking.
Fun fact: This marks the third postponement for the XRP filing. Somewhere in a Manhattan office, a lawyer is billing hours by the pound.