Microsoft’s AI Tech Deployed in Israel’s Hostage Rescue Ops—Because Even Life-Saving Innovation Needs a Cloud Provider

Microsoft’s AI muscle flexes in high-stakes ops—Israel taps its tech to extract hostages. No word on whether Azure’s uptime SLA covers wartime heroics.
Behind the code: Machine learning models likely sifted surveillance data, mapping patterns faster than any human team. The Pentagon’s been doing this for years—just with worse PowerPoints.
The cynical hedge fund take? ‘Hostage-rescue-as-a-service’ could be the next SaaS vertical. Bill Gates already pricing in the 300% crisis markup.’