Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin Bet Pays Off: MicroStrategy Rides $20B Paper Profit Wave
Wall Street analysts clutch their pearls as the software CEO-turned-crypto evangelist proves even broken clocks are right twice a decade.
MicroStrategy’s all-in BTC gamble—once mocked as corporate recklessness—now sits on a mountain of unrealized gains. The company’s 214,000 BTC stash gained more value than most Fortune 500 R&D budgets.
Meanwhile, traditional finance bros still can’t decide if crypto is a scam or the greatest missed opportunity since Amazon at $20/share.