Zerebro Founder’s ’Death’ Stunt Collapses—Tracked Down Hiding at Mom & Dad’s
Crypto’s latest soap opera twist: The mastermind behind Zerebro faked his own demise—only to be discovered alive and well, sulking in his childhood bedroom. Classic exit strategy for when the tokenomics implode.
Subheader: From ’Rugpull’ to ’Blanket Fort’—How Not to Disappear
Active verbs cut through the nonsense: The founder staged a death, investors panicked, blockchain sleuths followed the money trail straight to his parents’ suburban address. No white paper needed—just good old-fashioned forensic accounting.
Closer: Another day, another crypto grift. At least this one came with a free lesson—always check the obituaries against the ledger.