Meta Eyes Stablecoin Domination—Because What Could Go Wrong?
Zuckerberg’s empire is reportedly back at the crypto table—this time, flirting with a stablecoin play for payments. Because nothing says ’trustworthy’ like a tech giant diving into volatile digital currencies.
Why now? After Libra’s spectacular faceplant in 2019, Meta’s playing it safe with dollar-pegged tokens. Because when your reputation needs rehab, why not hitch it to the most controversial asset class since subprime mortgages?
The punchline? Wall Street’s already rolling its eyes. ’Innovation’ or just another desperate grab for revenue as ad dollars dry up? Place your bets—the house always wins.