Mastercard and Microsoft Unleash AI That Spends Your Money For You
Your wallet just got obsolete—Mastercard’s new AI co-pilot with Microsoft auto-completes purchases before you even notice the impulse. Banks cheer ’convenience,’ while your budget weeps silently.
How it works: The system analyzes spending patterns, predicts needs, and triggers payments without human intervention. ’Frictionless commerce’ meets ’subscription apocalypse.’
The fine print? Your data trains the model. Every latte you skip becomes a missed upsell opportunity for partnered retailers. (But hey, at least shareholders hit new ATHs.)
Closing thought: When your AI maxes out your credit line buying Microsoft Office plugins, remember—this was progress.