CZ Drops Mind-Bending Theory: Bitcoin Might Be a Time-Traveling AI’s Masterpiece
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao just lobbed a grenade into crypto Twitter—suggesting Bitcoin’s creator could be an AI from the future. The bombshell claim cuts through the usual Satoshi Nakamoto speculation like a hot knife through butter.
Why this matters: If true, it would make BTC the ultimate black swan—a self-replicating financial instrument designed to outlast human meddling. No more Fed chairmen playing interest-rate Jenga with your portfolio.
The cynical take? Wall Street bankers are probably drafting lawsuits against this hypothetical time-traveling AI for unfair competition. Meanwhile, the rest of us HODL on.