Fed Drops Crypto Handcuffs—Banks Now Free to Dive Into Digital Assets
The US Federal Reserve just ripped up the rulebook—banks can finally play with crypto without training wheels. No more babysitting, no more restrictions. Wall Street’s about to get a crash course in volatility.
Subheader: The Fine Print Nobody’s Reading
Sure, the Fed’s move looks bullish. But let’s see how fast Jamie Dimon backpedals when the first decentralized stablecoin eats JPMorgan’s lunch. Banks wanted ’innovation’—now they’ll get it, whether they’re ready or not.
Closing Thought: Nothing screams ’adoption’ like legacy finance scrambling to catch up with tech they spent years dismissing. The irony’s thicker than a Bitcoin blockchain.