Birthday Plans Derailed as Tornado Cash Co-Founder Roman Storm Faces Trial Verdict

Storm's legal drama steals the spotlight—because nothing says 'happy birthday' like a potential prison sentence.

Subheader: Privacy Protocol vs. Prosecutors

The crypto world holds its breath as Tornado Cash's co-founder awaits his fate. The trial—a clash between privacy advocates and regulators—could redefine DeFi's boundaries. Meanwhile, Storm's birthday plans? Postponed indefinitely.

Subheader: The Irony of 'Financial Freedom'

Storm built a tool for anonymous transactions—now he's learning the hard way that the only true anonymity in finance belongs to offshore billionaires. The trial's outcome may hinge on whether jurors buy the 'neutral tool' defense—or if they’ve been reading too much Treasury Department FUD.

Closer: Whatever the verdict, one thing’s clear: In crypto, even birthdays come with a side of existential risk.