Your Next Job Will Be Created by AI—Here’s Why That’s a Good Thing

Forget scrambling for promotions—the real career ladder might be coded by algorithms.

AI isn't just coming for your job. It's building entirely new ones.

The Rise of the Machine-Made Career

From 'prompt engineers' to AI ethics auditors, roles that didn't exist three years ago now command six-figure salaries. The twist? These positions are being designed—and filled—by the very systems they oversee.

Wall Street's Missing the (Algorithmic) Boat

While hedge funds chase crypto pumps, the real disruption's in the org chart. Legacy companies hiring 'human-AI liaisons' report 30% faster decision cycles—turns out bots hate bureaucracy as much as we do.

The Cynical Kickback

Of course, your AI-designed job will probably include monitoring five other workers' AI-designed jobs. Efficiency has its price—just ask your soon-to-be robot HR department.