Ethereum’s Little Pepe Meme Coin Ignites Frenzy – Stage 3 Presale Sells Out in Record Time

Another day, another meme coin defying gravity—this time on Ethereum's blockchain. Little Pepe just bulldozed through its Stage 3 presale, leaving bagholders and skeptics scrambling. Here's why degens are FOMO-ing harder than a Wall Street trader during a Fed pivot.

### The Presale That Ate Crypto Twitter

No roadmap? No problem. Little Pepe's tokenomics—a mix of vibes and vaporware—somehow convinced investors to empty their wallets faster than a Mt. Gox cold storage hack. The Ethereum network fees? Probably higher than the dev team's ambitions.

### When Memes Outperform Your 401(k)

Let's be real: this coin has about the same fundamentals as a Monopoly money printer. But in a market where 'utility' is just an ICO buzzword from 2017, Little Pepe's presale sellout proves one thing—crypto's appetite for risk remains as healthy as a leveraged long on a sinking ship.

### What’s Next? (Besides the Inevitable Rug Pull)

The team claims they're 'building something huge'—which in meme coin parlance usually means tweeting more memes. Meanwhile, ETH maxis are quietly seething as their beloved chain becomes a meme coin launchpad. Stay tuned for Stage 4, or don't. Your portfolio won't notice either way.