Crypto Crushes Chaos: Digital Assets Rake in $1.9B Despite Market Meltdown
While traditional markets flail, crypto''s blood-in-the-streets moment becomes a buying frenzy.
Institutional money floods in
Hedge funds and ETFs pile into digital assets like there''s no tomorrow—probably because they remember 2021''s FOMO rally.
The ''safe haven'' narrative returns
Bitcoin''s playing the uncorrelated asset card again—just in time for another round of macroeconomic whack-a-mole.
Wall Street''s worst nightmare
A $1.9B weekly inflow proves crypto won''t die quietly—much to the chagrin of bankers still waiting for that ''prolonged crypto winter'' they predicted.
Funny how ''irrational exuberance'' only applies to assets that bypass middlemen.